I am Not A ROBOT!! I know this because I
sometimes always jiggle when I walk. I know it’s easy to confuse me with a robot because we both creak when we move, but honestly….I AM NOT A ROBOT.
However….when I try to join, sign up, follow, agree or just want to say something witty, I have to PROVE I’m not a robot by typing in some crazy ass words that aren’t really words. AND they are all bent out of shape, cutting into each other, each letter behind the others and going up and down.
Hell, I can barely see the words when they are typed straight and all in Caps and they want ME to prove I’m not a robot by retyping what they’ve written? Maybe they should take a look at what they’re writing, cause that shit don’t spell nothing!
I like how they’ve added numbers to further prove I’m not a robot. Maybe you’re wondering where I’m getting all this Robot stuff ~ the words “We need to make sure you’re not a robot” actually appear just above the crazy letters and the space I’m supposed to type them into.
I have misspelled these ‘words’ so many times, I eventually get words like CAT and DOG but they’re spelled backwards and upside down to confuse me.
Maybe the numbers are there because I can never spell the “Words” they have….whatever reason, I’m thinking it’s pretty stupid. Couldn’t they just ask me a real person question or something…..like “What liquor is used to make a Margarita?” or “How much do you weigh?” or “When did you stop coloring your hair?”.
See – those questions I could answer. Wait. Never mind. I’ll go back to those stupid letters……no need to get personal.