Just in case ya’ll think it’s all Sunshine, Rainbows, Unicorns and Barbies in our world, I wanted to share the conversation with me and Tater yesterday afternoon on the way to the store ~
Tater: Can I play with your phone, Sasha
Me: No, your color was changed in your planner for not listening, so you can’t play on my phone.
Tater: Well, I’m not talking to you anymore.
Me: ok
Tater: I mean it, I’m not gonna answer you any more, even if you say something. And I’m not gonna talk to you when we get home either.
Me: ok
Tater: I’m not gonna say anything else to you, cause that’s not fair. And I’m not talking to you when we get to the store either. I’m not gonna tell you an answer when you ask anything.
Me: ok
Tater: Really, Sasha, I’m not gonna talk to you any more today. You can’t make me.
Me: ok
Now…at this point, it’s important to know that I wanted to SCREAM “For the LOVE of all the tequila in the world, SHUT UP ALREADY”. But I didn’t. I kept it together, and almost chuckling on the last sentence, just kept saying “ok”.
Apparently, that was enough….and here’s how the story ends as we got out of the car at the store:
Me: Get out of the car, but stay beside it, and I’ll come around to your side.
I take her hand and we walk into the store.
Tater: I’m sorry.
Me: What are you sorry for?
Tater: ……not talking….
Head slap times 12……
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My grandson did this to me recently! So funny! And as I was reading through your blog, I came to the one about someone telling you that you were a bad parent. Seriously? Deleting her was not enough! A bitch slap would be better!
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Janice ~ Gotta love ’em….and bless their heart 😉
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How did you keep it together? I was laughing so hard I had tears. Thank you Sasha you made MT morning.
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Jan ~ I was trying so hard not to laugh….and then NOT say, SHUT UP! But I was smiling the entire time…ha!
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Love me a good Tater story.
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Kristen ~ She’s pretty full of them 🙂
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As always your blog post this morning was hilarious.
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Vicki ~ thank you Kindly 🙂
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Just got custody of my 2 Grand-daughters(5 & 7) less than 2 weeks ago. I think I’m gonna have to go back to the very beginning of your Tater stories to keep myself goin’ here!!! I know the only way we’re gonna ‘thrive’ in this situation rather than just ‘survive’ is to keep a solid sense of humor…..so overwhelmed at the moment, so a big THANK YOU SASHA for a much needed laugh. Know your efforts are definitely appreciated
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Oh there are lots of days I only survive girl ~ I’m not gonna lie, some days it’s HARD. I’m old, and she’s got a LOT of energy! But we get thru and it is definitely ALWAYS interesting….and this time around, I know so much more and have totally different priorities and ways of dealing with things….and I KNOW not to sweat the small stuff…too much or too often 🙂 Cheers!
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Absolutely precious. ♥♡♥
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Kelly ~ most days – ha!
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Was having a bad day….till this~ Sounds just like my granddaughter!!! love it~
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Glad I could make your day better 🙂
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Hey Sasha, do you remember the tv show Dinasaurs when the Momma would say….”Gotta Love Em”…. yep thats our kids and grand kids, and Tater just fit into that category! …I hear you about not thinking it was priceless at the time, and I would of thought the same thing, … Shut up Already!!! lol, you make me laugh and you also make me appreciate all the fun things in life! Love You To Pieces! Oh, one more thing, I really do NOT think their is such a word as “normal”! not here anyway!<3 again!
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Kathleen ~ I don’t remember Dinosaurs..hmm, I’ll have to find it and check it out! But yes, gotta love ’em is what I keep saying ~ cause I really wanted to say SHUT UP! And Thank YOU for the love 🙂 Normal? Pshaw!
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lol….i’v heard this so many times from my kids! & i think thank the lord peace at last! trouble is: it never lasts lol… gotta love em tho
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Babs ~ no kidding! I was thinking…no more smart mouth for the rest of the day ~ HA!
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Sasha your tater stories Always bring a smile and a chuckle to me….☺Keep up the good work..Love your blogs and page…Thank you!!🍸
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Teresa ~ Thank YOU! Thanks for hanging out with me, for reading my blog and for leaving a comment or 12 ~ I sincerely appreciate it ~ Cheers girl!!
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I am still chuckling about this story. What a great story. KIDS 😄
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Jackie ~ Honestly, I laugh when I think about it, too….her little pouty face and crossed arms, trying to look mean when I looked in the mirror…and her NEVER shutting up ~ HA! Yep, kids….gotta love ’em!
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Priceless!
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Thank you kindly….I wasn’t thinking Priceless at the very moments it was happening ~ Ha!
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thank you for always making me smile! you are the best!
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Vicki ~ you are welcome! And I thank you for hanging out with me ~ it’s a good thing I have people around to remind me I’m not crazy. Wait..you didn’t do that. Never mind 🙂
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ok-now you got me to smile yet again! you are as crazy as i am-so no, you are not crazy! who wants to be normal anyway????
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🙂
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