I’m a big girl. Ok, I might be a fat chick, but I got standards. For example, I won’t wear polyester or pants with floral prints all over my ass. Really? Do I need to add more visual interest to an already large area? No!
I hate to go shopping for clothes, because of the aforementioned polyester and floral prints because that’s all the designers think I should wear in the south! Maybe in New York or LA or one of those other fancy places, I could find big girl sizes in neat stuff, but my WalMart just doesn’t carry such things.
But God Bless the Internet! I have catalogs from several companies that cater to my curves, love my curves and even support big, beautiful women.
Ha! If that was the case you’d think they could find one fat model to take on that photo shoot wouldn’t you.
HEY~Loving My Curves company!! A size 8 model isn’t PLUS SIZE!
I need a new bathing suit. This is torture. But I have my catalogs and am checking out all the styles with the prices of a car payment and trying to see how they fit.
And then I notice something as I look a little closer…..all these models have KEYHOLES! Yep, you can see air right thru their legs!
I gotta tell ya ~ I ain’t seen my crotch in 20 years!
I might buy one of those bathing suits and if I do, I’ll tell you like it really is….scrunched up, bunched up and flying up and what they do and don’t do. I might even take a picture….of my legs. But don’t hold your breath. In the meantime, I’m gonna make some brownies and mail them to those models. They need a little nourishment.